Wait Wait!
I love NPR’s quiz show Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, and I usually get one or two great links out of it. Today, they did a quick snippet about a columnist for World Net Daily condemning soy as making kids, especially boys, gay, because of high level estrogen it contains.
Exploring the site more, I found that Chuck Norris writes for them. Then there’s this gem about a Christmas parody.
The radical Christian spin on this harmless little song, sung to the tune of Joy to the World:
“Joy to the world
I'm getting laid
I'm getting laid tonight.
We'll light the Yule log
Deck the halls
And then we'll play some
Jingle balls.
It's been a real long wait
This is our second date
It's Christmas Eve
And I'm getting laid.”
Is “CBS must apologize for having one of its television characters use a traditional Christmas carol to brag about his plans to sexually exploit a woman, according to the American Family Association.” [Emphasis Mine]. Hmmm. I’m not sure how that song has anything to do with sexual exploitation.
Exploring the site more, I found that Chuck Norris writes for them. Then there’s this gem about a Christmas parody.
The radical Christian spin on this harmless little song, sung to the tune of Joy to the World:
“Joy to the world
I'm getting laid
I'm getting laid tonight.
We'll light the Yule log
Deck the halls
And then we'll play some
Jingle balls.
It's been a real long wait
This is our second date
It's Christmas Eve
And I'm getting laid.”
Is “CBS must apologize for having one of its television characters use a traditional Christmas carol to brag about his plans to sexually exploit a woman, according to the American Family Association.” [Emphasis Mine]. Hmmm. I’m not sure how that song has anything to do with sexual exploitation.
